2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem haiDR: Kya?Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi detaDr: aisa kab hota hai?Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hunMan: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 variticket to le le"
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
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Hitler says,"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karnatha na"
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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya.1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!Sardar: Mere uper se hawai-jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheezhai?
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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In bio practical:Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?Sardar: I don't know.Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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