Funny Hindi Letter from a wife(billet-doux a.k.a luv letter)

Gr8 sardarji !!! :P :D

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR


A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".


Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"


Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

santa n banta

Banta PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE ko TO 2 BROTHERS HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife,Preeto.
3. Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour

Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..

Ghayal coder :D

Sunny Deol: Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!

Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!

Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur
unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!

Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!

Sunny Deol: Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....

Sunny Deol: Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............

Sunny Deol: Bazaar main aise code bahot milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai

All jokes apart !!!

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem haiDR: Kya?Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi detaDr: aisa kab hota hai?Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hunMan: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 variticket to le le"
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
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Hitler says,"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karnatha na"
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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya.1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!Sardar: Mere uper se hawai-jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheezhai?
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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In bio practical:Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?Sardar: I don't know.Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

World's smallest resignation letter

Dear Sir,

I Love your Wife.

Thank You!

Joke of the century :P

Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda.
The youngest Sardar said he would go home & get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.
The other two agreed to wait patiently.
An hour went by,

Then a Day,
followed by a week,
a month,
finally a year...


the 2 Sardars said
'oh, come on, let's eat the snacks'

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Suddenly the Young Sardar popped up from behind a rock and said


'If you do like this, I won't go.'

A wednesday !!! :D

All of you who have seen the movie ‘A Wednesday’... will love it...

Project Manager Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?

Unkonwn Caller : Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de...

mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "
mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe
boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ki date cancel to nahi kar raha...

mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to...

mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain
kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai.

Project office ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se ko bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..

I'm the same old ..STUPID SOFTWARE ENGINEER....

Kuch meetha h khaana aaj pheli taarik h....

khush h zmaana aaj pheli taarik h...
:D :D :D :D :D

jab dil mein andhera cha jae toh . . . . . mintos khao aur dimag ki batti jalao.. ting tong :P



HAHAHAHA laugh laugh more...till u dun feel dat real happiness in ur heart.. :)

keep smiling...kyuki....


aaj PEHLI TAARIK H....
aaj PHELI TAARIK H... :) :)