Friday, April 22, 2011
May be deep inside she just want to be alone
The music was aloud and the room was filled with the high spirits , everyone was dancing on the floor enjoying the ample amount of smoke and alcohol.The wall was filled with colorful hand prints of the youngsters.There were little blue and red lights, making a mysteriously bright atmosphere.It wasn't like kim was there for the first time.In fact it was something which was now a part of her life,The one thing that completed her day.But today wasn't one among those days when she was in mood to party,dancing has always been her passion though.Million stories in seven days.plethora of things were going into her grain sized brain.Despite of numerous attempts to settle down in the surrounding ,she faced continuous failures.She sneaked out from there and started to walk slowly on the city street,after a while without giving any second thought she sat on the side of road trying to collect her scattered thoughts at one place,taking control from filthy chit chatter and sack a shit people. This is she trying to take back control of her life once again but may be deep inside she just want to be alone this time.
Monday, January 31, 2011
:D
Monday, February 1, 2010
A scene in Telephonic Interview
Is kahani ke saare paatra "real" hain.Inka vastavikta ke saath "poora"
sabandh hain.
Satya Ghatna par adarit.
Interviewer: So Manish, How Will you rate yourself in core Java.
Manish : 6.
Interviewer was astonigh at his reply, he though what a confident candidate
out of 5, he is rating himself 6.
Interviewer (Impressed) : Manish so you rate yourself 6 out of 5 inCoreJava.
Manish(Quicly) : I rate myself 6 out of 10.
Interviewer(relieved) : Why Manish, why so less.
Manish(Immediately) : Abe pehe question to pooch, yeh less bhi tujhe more
lagega.
sabandh hain.
Satya Ghatna par adarit.
Interviewer: So Manish, How Will you rate yourself in core Java.
Manish : 6.
Interviewer was astonigh at his reply, he though what a confident candidate
out of 5, he is rating himself 6.
Interviewer (Impressed) : Manish so you rate yourself 6 out of 5 inCoreJava.
Manish(Quicly) : I rate myself 6 out of 10.
Interviewer(relieved) : Why Manish, why so less.
Manish(Immediately) : Abe pehe question to pooch, yeh less bhi tujhe more
lagega.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Gr8 sardarji !!! :P :D
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
:D
Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
:D
Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
santa n banta
Banta PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE ko TO 2 BROTHERS HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE.
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife,Preeto.
3. Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour
Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife,Preeto.
3. Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour
Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Ghayal coder :D
Sunny Deol: Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!
Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur
unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!
Sunny Deol: Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....
Sunny Deol: Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............
Sunny Deol: Bazaar main aise code bahot milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai
Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur
unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!
Sunny Deol: Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....
Sunny Deol: Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............
Sunny Deol: Bazaar main aise code bahot milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai
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